You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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