I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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