billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Someone signed my nipple.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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