Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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