handjob tips. give me some.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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