Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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