Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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