Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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