i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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