I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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