I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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