Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
is that a dick in a sweater?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
