it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I am midnight drunk by noon
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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