My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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