i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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