Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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