he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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