I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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