In the future we'll all be gay
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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