he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
