found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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