Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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