spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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