Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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