Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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