yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
