i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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