So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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