So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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