I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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