my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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