I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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