do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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