what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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