I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
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do herpes really smell.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
sarcasm needs its own font
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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