I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
Randomize