You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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