Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
