I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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