you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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