that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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