Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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