i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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