Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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