I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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