I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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