He is an equal opportunity slut.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
How does one acquire holy water?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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