And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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