i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
