I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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