So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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