She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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