where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Randomize
