we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
it glows. i had to have it.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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