you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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